“This man can make a horror movie without makeup.” MenHorrorMakeupWrestlingWithout Makeup Author:Jerry Lawler
“If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows.” IfsWritingShowsTodayAliveWrestlingLive For Today Author:Chris Jericho
“Walk along one day and do nothing wrong, play by the rules, be a good person, do everything right: it doesn't guarantee anything.” PersonsPlayWalksOne DayGuaranteesWrestlingGood PersonBeing A Good Person Author:Owen Hart
“Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.” ElementsTablesSurpriseDestroyedWrestlingRecogniseElement Of SurprisePeriodic Table Author:Jim Cornette
“The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.” Has BeensSidesCasesGrassWrestlingGreenerGrass Is Always GreenerGreener On The Other Side Author:Jim Cornette
“The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.” ChildrenRealMomentsLife IsWrestlingSantaSanta ClausSaddest Author:Jim Cornette
“He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.” PeopleWrestling Author:Jim Cornette
“It's the greatest show on earth. It's unbelievable.” ShowsEarthWrestlingUnbelievable Author:Ric Flair
“And what this ECW is doing is educating you people once again that there IS wrestling, spelt W-R-E-S-T-L-I-N-G, out there.” PeopleWrestling Author:Terry Funk
“I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.” NonsenseWrestlingBullshitAllergicAllergiesAllergic To Bullshit Author:Jim Cornette