“Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.”
Quote by Craig Ferguson
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Craig Ferguson
English biography, 120-180 words more
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