“I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.” Memories Author:Tim Allen
“The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.” KidsEgoBusyBasements Author:Tim Allen
“So here we are today with a new conversation. When University of Georgia plays Georgia Tech, it's uniform color versus skin color. We have - we've overcome that level of racial fear.” PlayTodayLevelsTechnologyColorConversationSkinsOvercomingUniversityUniformsVersusGeorgiaSkin ColorGeorgia Tech Author:Jesse Jackson
“I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.” WantChildrenAdultsI'm Sad Author:Tim Allen
“To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.” MenMovingAttentionFrontsTvsPromiseI Promise Author:Tim Allen
“Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.” TryingFirstsUseHandsPathResistanceNutsHammersPath Of Least ResistanceScrewdrivers Author:Tim Allen
“When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.” HardRealityRunningMy OwnEgoSittingBreathsMetaphorNakedJailCowardCrapBucksStanceHumiliated Author:Tim Allen