“After you've read a novel, you only retain a vague memory of its contents. You remember the atmosphere, the odd image or phrase or vivid cameo.” RememberMemoriesNovelAtmosphereOddPhrasesVagueVividCameos Author:Arthur Smith
“An uninspiring canvas becomes a glamorous masterpiece when it is reattributed to a better-known artist.” ArtistKnownCanvasMasterpieceGlamorousUninspiring Author:Arthur Smith
“Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners.” IfsKnowsMayHas BeensAgeComedyTragedyCommandmentsOne Liner Author:Arthur Smith
“I find it hilarious that there are academics who try to analyse chemical changes in the brains of students while exposing them to gags.” TryingBrainStudentsChemicalsExposingGags Author:Arthur Smith
“I read 'Crime and Punishment' years ago and don't recall the details of it, but I do retain a strong sense of the creeping paranoia and panic.” YearsStrongCrimeYears AgoDetailsPunishmentPanicRecallsParanoiaCrime And Punishment Author:Arthur Smith
“I see my large nose, like half an avocado. I broke it falling downstairs when I was six, and it now resembles a large blob of play-dough.” PlayFallHalfSixBrokeNosesDoughAvocados Author:Arthur Smith