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“Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.”

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Tim Allen, born on June 13, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his distinctive humor style and witty lines, he has starred in several television shows, including 'Home Improvement' and 'Last Man Standing'. Allen's comedic talent has made him a significant figure in the American television and film industry. more

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