“It's not easy for you, Dad You seek your own space You slope off to watch telly But still see (Mom's Mum's Mam's) face” Quote by John Walter Bratton
“You moan a lot and jingle your change But let's face it, there's no escape You can flick the remote as much as you like But she's on the TV and on every tape” FacesTvsTapeAnniversaryJingles Author:John Walter Bratton
“Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan That's the fate of every Magpie While Mam perfects her game show skills Giving talks at the WI” GivingShowsGamesFateSkillsAnniversaryPubsPintsGame ShowsMagpies Author:John Walter Bratton
“It's good Mam, you've got a bike It's so much better than walking Dad just thinks it's a blessed relief It's the only time you stop talking” ThinkingTalkingDadWalkingBlessedReliefBikeOnly TimeAnniversary Author:John Walter Bratton
“This is a very insulting tribute But take it in good heart Congratulations Mom and Dad You've reached Silver together...apart Lots of love etc” HeartTogetherMomDadEtcSilverCongratulationsInsultingTributeAnniversaryMom And DadGood Heart Author:John Walter Bratton
“Being a parent has taught me a lot of things already, you know, though it's only been a year and half, and has made me address parts of myself that I would otherwise live in comfortable denial of, or you know and - you know, for instance, my self-loathing.” KnowsYearsMadeSelfParentHalfTaughtComfortableInstanceDenialAddressesLoathingBeing A ParentSelf Loathing Author:Ani DiFranco
“Still very active And rarely seen apart You're teenage geriatrics Modern and young at heart” HeartStillsYoungModernActiveTeenageAnniversaryYoung At HeartGeriatrics Author:John Walter Bratton
“We can reveal that John's 85 That's a well known fact Telling Kathy's age would be a breach Of the Official Secrets Act” WellsFactsWould BeAgeSecretKnownOfficialsWell KnownAnniversaryBreach Author:John Walter Bratton
“Proud parents to two children Grandparents to five more Who visit the "Harper Bakery" It's Gran's cooking they all adore” ChildrenTwoParentFiveProudCookingAdoreGrandparentAnniversaryHarperBakeriesGrans Author:John Walter Bratton
“Not only them...you've also had Young Hudson mouths to fill You could have had a thriving business But you forgot to present the bill” YoungMouthsBillsAnniversary Author:John Walter Bratton
“Gladys.. work has kept you fit And Bill.. you never moan Well life's not for carrying cases With a butler of your own” WellsCasesFitBillsAnniversaryButlers Author:John Walter Bratton