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“Now that my wine has been served in the White House, why not me? Who could talk to farmers better than I? Somebody even asked me the other day if I had anything in my platform about taxes. 'Hell yes,' I said. 'Great state. But I wouldn't want to live there.'”

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Pat Paulsen was an influential American comedian known for his political satire and humor. Born on July 6, 1927, he passed away on April 24, 1997. Paulsen had a rich career in television and radio, hosting several shows and starring or appearing in various comedy productions. more

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