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“I don't need adult supervision.”

Quote by Pat Paulsen

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Pat Paulsen was an influential American comedian known for his political satire and humor. Born on July 6, 1927, he passed away on April 24, 1997. Paulsen had a rich career in television and radio, hosting several shows and starring or appearing in various comedy productions. more

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