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“Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap!”

Quote by Norm MacDonald

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Norm MacDonald is a Canadian comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical wit. Born on October 17, 1963, he has been active in the television and film industry since the 1980s. MacDonald is recognized for his roles in comedy shows and his performances in movies, which are often characterized by sharp observations and wit that resonate with audiences. more

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