“If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.” Quote by Joe Teti
“Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.” LostSurvivalGuaranteesGuarantees ThatGetting Lost Author:Joe Teti
“You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.” KnowsLooksSituationSurvival Author:Joe Teti
“In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.” NeedsSituationRiskSurvivalRewards Author:Joe Teti
“I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.” KnowsSurvivalRanMexicoNew MexicoRattlesnakes Author:Joe Teti
“I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.” LittlesDifferentLossTakenSurvivalA Loss For Words Author:Joe Teti
“The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.” SituationSurvivalFasterRescueSignals Author:Joe Teti
“This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.” FireSurvivalBrighterLotion Author:Joe Teti
“Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.” LittlesEasierSurvivalAssHillsHikingKickers Author:Joe Teti