“I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.”
Quote by Don Rickles
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“Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.”
“I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.”
“Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.”
“Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.”
“I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.”
