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“They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.”

Quote by Argus Hamilton

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Argus Hamilton is a renowned comedian, born in 1951. His career began in the 1980s, and he is known for his unique sense of humor and satirical commentary. Hamilton has worked as a writer and actor on several comedy shows, including 'The Daily Show' and 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno'. His work often involves political and social issues, known for its wit and sharpness. more

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