“A great way to be left alone on the subway is to appear to be deep in conversation with a small knife.”
Quote by Dana Gould
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Dana Gould
Dana Gould is an American comedian, writer, and television producer. Known for his unique sense of humor and insightful social commentary, Gould was born on August 24, 1964. He began his career performing in Los Angeles comedy clubs and has since gained recognition in television and film. more
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