“I was really into classifieds for awhile. I'm a big negotiator. My father owned a car dealership when I was younger... it's just in my blood.” BigsFatherBloodCar Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I would want to go to the future, 25 years in the future, and see if the Cubs ever win a World Series.” IfsWorldWantYearsWinningSeriesWorld SeriesCubs Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before.” PeopleStillsDoneShowsGirlHonestTvsBeing HonestShootingGirl I LikeNew Girl Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I'm a grinding actor. That's how I've always viewed myself. You go from one job to the next.” JobsNextActors Author:Jake M. Johnson
“First, I wanted to be Chris Farley. When I was growing up, Chris Farley was still on the stages and fun to us. In my house, John Belushi was king. I didn't grow up when he was - I was born in '78 - the reruns of Belushi in 'Animal House,' and knowing he was at Second City, he was viewed as a king in my house.” FirstsStillsWantedHouseFunGrowsBornAnimalCitiesGrowing UpKnowingGrowingStageKingsRerunsSecond City Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I did about 10-12 national commercials and then got one line parts in things like 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and the show 'The Unit.' Got a little part in the movie 'Redbelt' by David Mamet and kept slowly grinding up and then started getting bigger parts in independents and getting noticed by Liz Meriwether.” LittlesShowsLinesBiggerEnthusiasmUnitsCurbOne LineLizCurb Your Enthusiasm Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy. You're doing comedy actually for the audience that's there.” FeelsAudienceComedyScenePureChicagoShowcase Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I had a lot of bad jobs but the one big internship I had is I interned for 'SNL' when I was 21 years old and that was the joke. You intern there and you think man, I'm going to be with the writers and the great comedians. Then you're getting everybody sandwiches and then the doors close and then all the great creatives are doing the work.” ThinkingMenYearsBigsJobsDoorsJokesComedianSandwichesSnlBad JobsInternships Author:Jake M. Johnson
“I knew I wanted to be an actor for a long time, but I was based out of Chicago and then I went to New York and I did 'The Upright Citizens Brigade' out there. I had a two-man show with a guy named Oliver Ralli who's now in the band Pass Kontrol, which is a big band out of New York.” MenLongTwoShowsBigsWantedGuyActorsNew YorkCitizensBandLong TimeChicago Author:Jake M. Johnson
“If I took over the 'Glamour' offices for a day, I would put Joe Pesci on the cover. I would say 'We've got to change all these magazines a little bit. We have to bring out a different version of what is, like, cool. You know, what's winning. Joe Pesci, Burt Reynolds.” IfsKnowsLittlesDifferentWinningBitsOfficeLittle BitVersionsMagazinesGlamour Author:Jake M. Johnson