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“Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt like the receptionist at a rehab center. They all had nice tits though, I gotta say.”

Quote by Christopher Moore

Book:The Stupidest Angel (v2.0): A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

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The Stupidest Angel (v2.0): A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

This novel is a blend of humor and horror, following the misadventures of an angel who is mistakenly sent to a small town to bring Christmas joy, only to find himself causing chaos and confusion. The story delves into themes of redemption, the true meaning of Christmas, and the unexpected ways in which people can find joy and salvation amidst the chaos. more

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Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore, born in 1957, is an American writer known for his humorous, satirical, and fantastical works. more

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