“I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.” ThinkingChangedInstinctFatherhoodProtective Author:Jim Goad
“Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal.” KnowsHouseStrongSeeingInstinctPetMisfortunes Author:Jim Goad
“You truly need to witness me goo-gooing and coo-cooing and making up goofy little songs to glean a full appreciation of how nauseating I can be. This is another instance where things seemingly don't add up - how can this vile, hateful, violent, misogynist, racist, loathsome, repugnant, worthless, reprehensible subhuman be so insanely tender and kind to little doggies and kitty-cats?” NeedsKindLittlesI CanSongCatAddAppreciationViolentInstanceWitnessRacistWorthlessHatefulMaking UpGoofyKittiesKitty Cat Author:Jim Goad
“In contrast to how my father treated me, I won't hit him, I won't call him evil, I'll give him affection, and I'll pay attention to him.” GivingEvilFatherPayAttentionAffectionTreatedPay AttentionContrast Author:Jim Goad
“Plenty of people have bad divorces, but few of them end up with cancer, imprisonment, and public scorn. In the dark, rolling, treacherous wake of that sunken ship, the last thing I sought was a "relationship" or, heaven forbid, marriage.” PeopleEndsLastsHeavenDarkCancerDivorceShipsPlentyRollingScornImprisonmentTreacherous Author:Jim Goad
“One day scientists will more fully understand the chemistry and neuro-circuitry that differentiates love from lust. I couldn't begin to explain the mechanics, but I know that they feel differently.” KnowsFeelsOne DayScientistLustChemistryMechanicDifferentiate Author:Jim Goad
“I don't believe that human ethnic groups are equal, and I believe that's fairly easy to prove.” BelieveHumansI BelieveEasyGroupsProveEqualDon't BelieveEthnic Groups Author:Jim Goad
“What's absolutely impossible to prove is the idea of innate and everlasting equality.” IdeasImpossibleProveEverlastingInnate Author:Jim Goad
“To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at the finish line simultaneously is to embrace a fiction possibly more implausible than Christianity.” ThinkingHumansProcessLinesFictionChristianityEmbraceSpeciesHaltFinish Line Author:Jim Goad
“Different groups in different areas developed different traits to assure their survival.” DifferentGroupsSurvivalAreasTraits Author:Jim Goad
