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“Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.”

Quote by Ralphie May

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Ralphie May, born Ralph Hines, was an American comedian, writer, and television personality known for his unique humor style and candid self-deprecation. He gained recognition for his ability to explore personal struggles and the absurdities of life in his work. May's career began with street performances and gradually expanded to include television appearances on shows like 'Comedy Central Roasts' and 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno'. more

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