“In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!”
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Joel McHale
Joel McHale is an American comedian, writer, and television host. He gained widespread recognition for his role as Dave Rose in 'The Big Bang Theory' and is also known for his hosting work on 'The Soup'. more
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