Home / Quotes / Quote by Zach Braff

Quote by Zach Braff

“One time a reporter asked me what my worst quality was. I looked him in the eyes then punched him in the face. I kind of felt bad about it later, but he didn't need to be rude.”

Quote by Zach Braff

Author

Zach Braff, born on April 6, 1975, is an American actor. He gained widespread popularity for his role as Joshua Platt in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', and won the Independent Spirit Award for his lead role in the film 'Garden State'. more

You May Also Like

“People always say The God Father is the #1 movie of all time. But ask yourself, did you see Zach Braff in it....No you didn't. So then by default it goes to Garden State..and if youwatch two episodes of scrubs back to back that counts as the #2.”

People Ifs Two States Asks Father Garden All Time Episodes Default Garden State God Father

Author:Zach Braff

“People are always going to find fault with anything you do, any process that you're a part of. The creative process means taking risks, I've taken risks and I've made mistakes, but the bottom line is, could anyone else have done any better ? I have to believe that what I created was worthwhile.”

People Believe Mean Made Done Process Lines Mistake Creative Taken Risk Faults Bottom Worthwhile Creative Process Bottom Line Made A Mistake Taking Risks I've Made Mistakes

Author:Zach Braff

“I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.”

Author:Zach Braff

“Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!”

Want Heart Persons Hate My Heart Guts Hate Me Single Person Don't Hate

Author:Zach Braff

“If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.”

Ifs Actors Damn Suspects Killers Serials Serial Killer Hmm Likeable

Author:Zach Braff

“When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.”

Littles Done Play Seems Running Rooms Periods Shots Yeah Tricks Good Times Bloody Virgins Slow Down Junk Living Room Slowing Dance Floor

Author:Zach Braff

“I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever”

Author:Zach Braff

“Well I can understand why men want it to be legal. Obviously they're all hoping they might get to marry me someday. I hate to burst their bubble, but they should just give it up now. Zach Braff doesn't sway that way, you know?”

Knows Men Way Want Giving Should Wells I Can Might Hate I Hate Someday Bubbles Marry Me Why Me

Author:Zach Braff

“A child's death is really of less value than an adult's. I mean, what could you really accomplish in a year? Not much, and that's not even talking about, you know, pay-wise.”

Knows Years Mean Children Values Pay Talking Wise Adults Accomplish

Author:Zach Braff

“That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.”

Song Ass Annoying Burma Cyclones

Author:Zach Braff