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“Every single person wants to do it, don't hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!”

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Zach Braff, born on April 6, 1975, is an American actor. He gained widespread popularity for his role as Joshua Platt in the television series 'Parks and Recreation', and won the Independent Spirit Award for his lead role in the film 'Garden State'. more

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