“When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not”
Quote by Dane Cook
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Dane Cook
Dane Cook is an American comedian, screenwriter, and director. Known for his unique sense of humor and witty dialogue, he has gained prominence in the comedy scene since the late 1990s. Cook's work includes television shows, movies, and stage performances, with his comedy films such as 'My Best Friend's Wedding' and 'A Very Good Boy' achieving significant success worldwide. more
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