“I can't memorize names and shake hands at the same time.”
Quote by Scott Adams
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Scott Adams
Scott Adams, born on June 8, 1957, is a renowned cartoonist. He is best known for his comic strip 'Dilbert', which has gained worldwide popularity since its debut in 1990. Adams' work is celebrated for its humorous take on modern workplace culture. more
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