“All women at all ages do not feel their ages anymore. The young girl feels older, and the older woman feels younger.” Quote by Reem Acra
“Anything that works well or has long-term success is never done quickly.” WellsLongDoneTermLong TermLong Term Success Author:Reem Acra
“Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.” NeedsLittlesSometimesJokesBreathsFixed Author:Sarah Silverman
“I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.” PeopleFeelsDifferentKidsJesusThirdsBlameKillingGradesThird Grade Author:Sarah Silverman
“I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.” ThinkingKindDarknessComedyChildhoodHumiliation Author:Sarah Silverman
“The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.” KnowsAudienceLaughing Author:Sarah Silverman
“You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.” ProblemFatherHeavenMillionsSixForgivingJewPriestsConfessionNo ProblemForgive Me Author:Sarah Silverman
“No one asked me to be an actor, so no one owed me. There was no entitlement.” ActorsEntitlementEntitlement Programs Author:James Earl Jones
“It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.” PeopleKnowsFeelsGuyOur LivesEarsHoles Author:Sarah Silverman
“People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.” PeopleIfsWantMindMeanLawNicePromiseSummerLettersJewSillyGods WillI PromiseCotton Author:Sarah Silverman