“Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?"”
Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Work
Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
This book serves as a comprehensive reference for improving social conduct, addressing common etiquette blunders, and offering advice on navigating various social scenarios. It is designed to assist readers in developing better interpersonal skills and understanding the nuances of polite behavior. more
Author
P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more
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