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“I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.”

Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld, born on April 29, 1954, is a renowned American comedian, screenwriter, and producer. Known for his unique humor style and witty dialogue, he is best known for his sitcom 'Seinfeld'. Seinfeld's deep insights into everyday life and unique perspectives on human relationships have won him the affection of audiences worldwide. more

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