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“I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.”

Quote by Tina Fey

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Tina Fey, born on May 18, 1970, is an accomplished American actress, writer, and comedian. She gained fame for her work on 'Saturday Night Live' and has since starred in numerous films. Fey is recognized for her humorous and witty performance style. more

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