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“This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?”

Quote by Christopher Moore

Book:Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

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Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

In this satirical and often absurd tale, a group of individuals who are deeply invested in the vampire subculture find their lives intertwining in bizarre and dangerous ways. As their love for the supernatural world grows, so does the chaos in their own lives, leading to a series of comedic and dramatic encounters that challenge their perceptions of love, friendship, and the human condition. more

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Christopher Moore

Christopher Moore, born in 1957, is an American writer known for his humorous, satirical, and fantastical works. more

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