“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'”
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Craig Kilborn
Craig Kilborn, born on August 24, 1962, is an American actor known for his roles in various television series and films, renowned for his unique acting style and sense of humor. more
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