“I'm from Downer's Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.” MadeCarPoliceGet BackGroveIllinoisDownersBlackouts Author:Emo Philips
“I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.” IfsThinkingDiesChrist Author:Emo Philips
“Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much!” MindSometimesMotherUnderwearSock Author:Emo Philips
“[Photography] remains servile to a thoughtless vision of the world... As the term snapshot suggests, photography seizes the moment and exhibits it.” WorldMomentsTermVisionPhotographyRemainsExhibitsSnapshotsSeize The Moment Author:Claude Levi-Strauss
“How can my old photographs fail to create in me a feeling of emptiness and sorrow? They make me acutely aware that this second deprivation will be final this time.” FeelingsFailingSorrowFinalsPhotographEmptinessDeprivationOld Photographs Author:Claude Levi-Strauss
“With all its technical sophistication, the photographic camera remains a coarse device compared to the human hand and brain.” HumansHandsBrainCamerasRemainsDevicesSophisticationCoarseHuman Hands Author:Claude Levi-Strauss
“If you decide you don't have to get A's, you can learn an enormous amount in college.” IfsCollegeAmountEnormous Author:Isidor Isaac Rabi