“If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to.” IfsAbleNot Sure Author:Phil Donahue
“Cindy Sheehan is one tough mother. And nothing you say or anyone else is gonna slow her down.” MotherToughCindy Author:Phil Donahue
“Its like threading a needle while walking on a water bed.” WaterWalkingBedNeedles Author:Phil Donahue
“I tip like crazy. Theyll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive.” RememberCrazyExpensiveRemember Me Author:Phil Donahue
“How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.” IfsKnowsChildrenOur ChildrenExcuseYour ChildrenDo You KnowAbdomenStethoscopeObstetricians Author:Fran Lebowitz
“Society in the English countryside is still strangely, quaintly divided. If black comedy and a certain type of social commentary are what you want, I think English rural communities offer quite a lot of material.” IfsThinkingWantStillsCertainSocialBlackCommunityComedyMaterialsTypeOffersWhat You WantDividedCommentaryCountrysideBlack ComedyRural CommunitiesEnglish Countryside Author:Rachel Cusk
“Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.” HouseNaturalHistoryConsequenceLeavingOffendedNatural Consequences Author:Fran Lebowitz