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“Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!'”

Quote by Tom Deacon

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Tom Deacon, born on February 1, 1986, is a talented British comedian known for his unique sense of humor and engaging performances. His comedic style has won him a dedicated fan base and recognition in the comedy industry. more

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