“Most people have friends, but no money. I have the opposite. I don't have a chance to talk to my real friends, the ones I've had since I was 5 years old. Sometimes I wish I could bring Czechoslovakia to America. Then I would be the happiest guy in the world.” PeopleWorldYearsRealSometimesWould BeAmericaGuyWishChanceOppositesHockeyReal FriendsNhlNo MoneyCzechoslovakia Author:Jaromir Jagr
“It's always good to have the building filled - even if it's with low-IQ Rangers fans.” IfsFansBuildingLowsFilledHockeyNhlRangers Author:Mike Milbury
“Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.” CryHockeyNhlOnionsWallets Author:Brendan Morrison
“Hockey is the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.” TwoGuyFightingWhiteWatchesHockeyNhlIce HockeyWhite GuysGreat HockeyGreatest Hockey Book:The Owner Source: The Owner
“Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife.” FeelsWifeSorryNakedHockeyNhlFeel Sorry For You Author:Jaromir Jagr
“I had a few fights last year, but I need to take boxing lessons. I need to, because in the NHL it's required.” NeedsYearsLastsFightingLessonsBoxingHockeyLast YearNhl Author:Maxim Kuznetsov