“I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'” KnowsBookStuffCraftsWeavingMosaics Author:Amy Sedaris
“Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.” IfsThinkingLittlesMadeCausesForgetPracticalsMade ItCuteLittle ThingsForget ItHomemade Author:Amy Sedaris
“I've never been to a class reunion or anything because I'm always afraid of that one - there's going to be some 'Carrie'-like incident.” ClassCarrieIncidentsReunionClass Reunion Author:Paul Feig
“I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.” FilledIncludingCupsTeaFakeCollectionsHolidayTurkeysWrapsTheatricalPropsRubberOvens Author:Amy Sedaris
“I wouldn't call myself a shut-in. I have the ability to leave my home; I just choose not to. But because I'm such a homebody, it's important to be surrounded by things I love.” ImportantHomeAbilityThings I LoveHomebodies Author:Amy Sedaris
“I like working with the public, I like working with food, and I like making cash.” Cash Author:Amy Sedaris
“I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.” PeopleYearsWaitingCan DoBreakWeaknessCookingCleaningCooking LoveCooking And Love Author:Amy Sedaris
“I like people who would rather something be discovered than shoved in your face.” PeopleFacesYour Face Author:Amy Sedaris
“I like crafts that are made out of necessity because they're a little naive - you made it because you needed it.” LittlesMadeNeededCraftsMade ItNaive Author:Amy Sedaris
“We're all used to seeing pretty people. I want to see real people.” PeopleWantRealUsedSeeingPretty People Author:Amy Sedaris