“Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.” Quote by Bob Saget
“Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.” SoundForeverTeamStreetsDawnLeafsGangTagDusk Author:Bob Saget
“As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.” LittlesStillsI CanValuesMy OwnGoes OnDoctorsToiletsPlumberTime Goes On Author:Bob Saget
“Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.” IfsFirstsTodayTomorrowWork OutRest Of Your Life Author:Bob Saget
“The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.” WayChildrenSecretTeachTolerateRaising Children Author:Bob Saget
“They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?” IfsEnemyWhat If Author:Bob Saget
“Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.” PeopleOriginalsRelyGossipRumorOriginal Thought Author:Bob Saget
“Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.” UsedMinesHorribleUsed To BeAlcoholicsDrinkers Author:Bob Saget
