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Rich Fulcher

Rich Fulcher is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical approach. Born on November 18, 1968, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Fulcher gained widespread recognition for his performances in comedy shows, films, and television, particularly for his roles in 'The Office' and 'Parks and Recreation'. His performance style is characterized by self-deprecation and dark humor. more

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“I missed the day in school where you subtract all the zeros. Let's say you subtract 10,000 minus 89. I never got the fact that you go next door and borrow a cup of coffee, and the zero changes to nine. For the longest time, I didn't know how to do it. I still to this day have been affected, and it was just one day they taught it. I was too afraid to say, "Why? What's going on with the zeroes?" So for the longest time, I thought that was a conspiracy.”

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“Every time the tour guide told a story, he would build it up to the point where he'd say, "And there was Bloody Joe, and his young ghost son walked into the room." He would build it up, and then it was just "the ghost walked into the room." And he would say, "Let's move on," and that would be it. It's like, wait, what happened to the bloody ghost? That's it? We knew he was making some of it up.”

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