“Because he stinks on the power play. He stinks. I don't know why. I wish I could put him on the power play, but every time I put him on, he stinks.” KnowsPlayWishHockeyStinkPower Play Author:John Tortorella
“I wish that we could tumble them in the dryer for 30 minutes and get them to shrink, but that won't happen.” HappensWishMinutesHockeyShrinksDryers Author:Bob Hartley
“I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.” ThinkingWifeSorryMy WifeHockey Author:Mikhail Grabovski
“You guys just here to blame someone. You never look yourselves in the mirror, eh? You're always good. You never make the mistakes. Your articles are always perfect. In reality, what have you done for this city? If you ask yourself, what have you done besides only criticize? Not much.” IfsLooksDoneRealityGuyAsksPerfectCitiesMistakeMirrorsBlameCriticizeHockeyArticlesBlame Someone Author:Ilya Bryzgalov
“Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.” BodyFunnyNumbersRecordsPlayerHockeyDentalHockey PlayerGreat HockeyHockey TeamFunny HockeyHockey Fan Author:Bob Plager
“High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing......everything else is just figure skating.” FunnyFightingFiguresHockeyInterferenceSkatingFigure SkatingChargingTrippingGreat HockeyHockey TeamFunny Hockey Author:Scotty Bowman
“A player must be able to skate, have hockey sense, be able to shoot, but not necessarily be able to score.” AblePlayerScoreHockeySkates Author:Pierre Page
“Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.” KidsStreetsHockeyEnergeticIce HockeyGreat HockeyHockey TeamFunny HockeyMotivational HockeyGreatest HockeyHockey FanInspirational HockeyBest Hockey Author:Gus Kyle
“That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my (expletive) clothes.” StillsI CanNamesForgetClothesHockeySpellsIce HockeyExpletivesFunny HockeyHockey Coach Author:Stu Grimson
“Winning is always fun, but the car is more important.” ImportantWinningFunCarHockeyNhl Author:Teemu Selanne