“Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.”
Quote by Groucho Marx
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The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
This book is a compilation of various writings that celebrate the life and work of Groucho Marx, encompassing his own essays, letters, and comedic pieces, as well as tributes and commentary from contemporaries and admirers. more
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Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx was a renowned comedian, born on October 2, 1890, and passed away on August 19, 1977. He was the second son of Matthew Marx and a member of the famous Marx Brothers comedy family. Groucho became famous for his unique sense of humor, witty remarks, and exaggerated comedic characters. more
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“Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.”
“How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?”
“I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.”
Source: The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx
“I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker.”
“I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.”
“I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.”
“I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.”
Source: The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx