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Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”

Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy, born on September 6, 1958, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his witty sarcasm and self-deprecating humor, he has won the hearts of audiences. Foxworthy's comedy, characterized by its sharp social commentary and self-mockery, has achieved significant success in television, radio, and stage performances. more

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