“People think I'm an overnight success. No. It's just that you all found me overnight.” Quote by Leslie Jones
“Everybody was telling me to sit my ass down. Everybody was telling me to get a real job. Everybody was asking me, "What are you doing? You're ruining your life. You're embarrassing your family." That's all I got. So you can't listen to that. You have to listen to yourself.” RealJobsAskingAssOur FamilyEmbarrassingDoing YouListen To YourselfReal Jobs Author:Leslie Jones
“You have to always keep conditioning. My coach used to say, "You play like you practice." If you practice s - -ty, you're going to play s - -ty.” IfsPlayUsedPracticeLike YouCoachesConditioning Author:Leslie Jones
“I didn't realize the age thing until I got hired and everybody was telling me I was f - -ing old.” AgeRealizing Author:Leslie Jones
“You can't rush good wine. It has to sit. And when you finally drink it, it's the bomb. It's worth the wait.” WaitingDrinkWineBombsGood WineWorth The Wait Author:Leslie Jones
“If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a joke he doesn't understand? Is he resting?" Then he starts becoming my focal point. Once I see him laugh, I'm like, [snap] "All right, now I'm funny."” IfsThinkingFirstsLaughingToo MuchBecomingRight NowJokesSnapsCursingFocal Point Author:Leslie Jones
“I always had a Twitter account. I always had an Instagram account. I was always active on it, always spoke my mind. To me, it's really weird that I got so many followers and people that pay attention the way they do. It's hilarious, actually, because people didn't used to listen to me at all. I used to be like, "Does anybody hear me talkin'?"” PeopleWayMindDoeUsedPayAttentionAccountsActiveUsed To BePay AttentionSpokesFollowersInstagramListen To MeReally Weird Author:Leslie Jones
“I'm not leaving America because it doesn't support me.” AmericaSupportLeavingSupport Me Author:Leslie Jones
“Natural epidemics can be extremely large. Intentionally caused epidemics, bioterrorism, would be the largest of all.” Would BeNaturalEpidemics Author:Bill Gates
“With nuclear weapons, you'd think you would probably stop after killing 100million. Smallpox won't stop. Because the population is naïve, and there are no real preparations. That, if it got out and spread, would be a larger number.” IfsThinkingRealWould BeNumbersWeaponsKillingPopulationSpreadNuclearPreparationNuclear WeaponsSmallpox Author:Bill Gates
“Bioterrorism is like earthquakes, you should think in order of magnitudes. If you can kill 10 people that's a one, 100 people that's a two... Bioterrorism is the thing that can give you not just sixes, but sevens, eights and nines.” PeopleIfsThinkingGivingShouldTwoOrderEarthquakesMagnitude Author:Bill Gates