“You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?”
Quote by J. B. Smoove
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J. B. Smoove
J. B. Smoove, born on December 16, 1965, is an American actor known for his exceptional performances in both film and television, particularly in the comedy genre. He has gained recognition for his roles in popular shows such as 'Parks and Recreation' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'. Smoove's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences. more
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