Home / Topics / Tupperware Quotes

Tupperware Quotes

Browse 14 quotes about Tupperware.

Tupperware Quotes

“Sometimes it rained, but mostly it was just dull, a land without shadows. It was like living inside Tupperware.”

Weather Great Britain Tupperware

Book:The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-town America

Source: The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-town America

“I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.”

Left Party Mom Drink Europe My Mom Cups Tea Ems Iced Tea Tupperware

Author:Si Robertson

“You can have all this mismatched Tupperware and lids, but you can never get them sealed quite right. That one edge always keeps popping up. It's supposed to fit, but it rarely does. You've gotta try a few lids before you find the one that actually snaps.”

Trying Doe Fit Edges Snaps Popping Tupperware

Author:Alyson Hannigan

“You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.”

Ifs Might Party Redneck Haircuts You Might Be A Redneck If Redneck Humor Tupperware

Author:Jeff Foxworthy

“Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?”

Remember Stuff Phones Tupperware

Author:J. B. Smoove

“Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic system and allows the few at the top to get very wealthy and has the rest of us riding around thinking we can be that way, too - if we just work hard enough, sell enough Tupperware and Amway products, we can get a pink Cadillac.”

“I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.”

Body Age Dies Laughing Jokes Aging Comedian Memorable Plastic Surgery Plastic Surgery Donate Laugh Out Loud Remembering Her Tupperware

Author:Joan Rivers

“That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.”

Book:The Gone-Away World

Source: The Gone-Away World

“I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.”

Found Party Tupperware

Book:The Fry Chronicles: An Autobiography

Source: The Fry Chronicles: An Autobiography

“Can you keep a secret?” “Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain’t nothing going to get out.”

Secret Baby Seals Tupperware

Book:Infamous: Chronicles of Nick

Source: Infamous: Chronicles of Nick

“Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It's like evil magical Tupperware -- it stays fresh forever.”

Evil Forever Issues Tupperware

Author:Laurell K. Hamilton

“All these years there had been a Tupperware container of bad language in her head, and now she opened it and all those crisp, crunchy words were fresh and lovely, ready to be used.”

Years Used Language Ready Lovely Crisps Containers Crunchy Bad Language Tupperware

Author:Liane Moriarty

“American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.”

Looks Party Football Nfl Rugby American Football Football Team Pro Football Funny Football Funny American Football Nfl Football Tupperware

Author:Sue Lawley

“People are using GPS systems to find millions of little hidden objects throughout the world - often as simple as a piece of Tupperware hidden in the woods. You go to a website, you get the latitude and longitude to get the specific location of a certain specific hiding space, and then you go there and see if you can find it.”

People Ifs World Littles Certain Simple Space Millions Pieces Objects Woods Hiding Location Website Latitude Gps Tupperware Latitude And Longitude

Author:Ken Jennings