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“I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.” RefrigeratorsAmway Author:Jon Stewart
“Imagine my surprise when it turned out the main thing that I was qualified for was to get another degree and teach Political Science to other people, who would, in turn, teach it to other people! This wasn't higher education, this was Amway with a football team!” PeoplePoliticalTurnsPoliticsTeachImagineTeamFootballHigherDegreesSurpriseQualifiedPolitical ScienceHigher EducationFootball TeamAmway Author:Richard Jeni
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“Capitalism is an organized system to guarantee that greed becomes the primary force of our economic system and allows the few at the top to get very wealthy and has the rest of us riding around thinking we can be that way, too - if we just work hard enough, sell enough Tupperware and Amway products, we can get a pink Cadillac.” IfsThinkingWayHardEnoughForceEconomicProductsHard WorkCapitalismSellsGreedPrimariesOrganizedGuaranteesWealthyRidingEconomic SystemsGuarantees ThatCadillacsTupperwareAmway Author:Michael Moore
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