Best Iced Tea Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Iced tea! Nothing is half so refreshing as a glass of black tea piled high with ice! More than a quencher of thirst, it is a tamer of tempers, a lifter of lethargy, and a brightener of smiles. It is a taste of Winter’s chill, magically trapped in midsummer’s glass.”

Summer Tea Iced Tea

Book:Tea with Victoria Rose

Source: Tea with Victoria Rose

“[T]he 'iced tea' was nonalcoholic and the faux 'cola' entirely devoid of cocaine or opiates.”

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Book:Jeremiah Willstone and the Clockwork Time Machine

Source: Jeremiah Willstone and the Clockwork Time Machine

“Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“I was playing golf in Palm Springs and after a round I asked the waitress in a restaurant to bring me a glass of iced tea and lemonade. A lady sitting nearby heard me and asked the waitress to bring her a "Palmer," too. The name caught on and the beverage quickly spread around the country.”

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Author:Arnold Palmer

“I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.”

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Author:Si Robertson

“American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot”

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Author:Tom Holt

“One of the candidates at the early GOP debate, George Pataki, said his routine before every debate is to drink a diet lemon Snapple iced tea and pray. Which is also the advice Chris Christie gets from his doctor.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.”

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Author:Tom Holt

“When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone in the garden - for sky, wind, fire, water, and earth. We sit and think of five of the nicest things we can about the person who hurt us. If he hurts us a second time, we do the same thing. The third time, we light a candle, and he is, for us, dead.”

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Author:Red Skelton

“I went to the little church in the country after ten years in the city. And part of my dream was to sit on people's front porches with glasses of iced tea, and all that happened. I was able to send birthday cards to everyone in the parish and able to know everyone who was there on Sunday by name. And that was what I'd been looking for.”

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Author:Barbara Brown Taylor

“A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”

“Imagine a delicious glass of summer iced tea. Take a long cool sip. Listen to the ice crackle and clink. Is the glass part full or part empty? Take another sip. And now?”

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Author:Vera Nazarian

“What makes these special Beaujolais attractive is the same thing that has always made Beaujolais attractive: the price. Given the insane prices of so many wines right now, Beaujolais and the delicious wines pouring in from southern Italy and Sicily keep many wine drinkers from switching to iced tea.”

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Author:Frank J. Prial

“Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.”

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Book:Side Orders: Small Helpings of Southern Cookery & Culture

Source: Side Orders: Small Helpings of Southern Cookery & Culture

“Tea...is a religion of the art of life.”

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Book:The Book of Tea

Source: The Book of Tea

“The only people who put iced tea in Jack Daniel's bottles is the Clash baby!”

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Author:David Lee Roth

“If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?”

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Author:David Lee Roth