“People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.”
Quote by Greg Behrendt
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Greg Behrendt
Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry. more
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