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Famous Greg Behrendt Quotes
“Ive learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.”
“The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.”
“I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.”
“Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.”
“If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.”
“Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.”
“Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears.”
“I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.”
“I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!”
“Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.”
“Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time.”
“My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.”
“If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.”
“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that have to announce that I ate kale and liked it.”