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“He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired.”

Quote by Greg Behrendt

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

This book offers insights into the reasons why some men may not be interested in pursuing a romantic relationship, providing a straightforward perspective on male behavior and the dynamics of dating. more

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Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry. more

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