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“If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.”

Quote by Greg Behrendt

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

This book offers insights into the reasons why some men may not be interested in pursuing a romantic relationship, providing a straightforward perspective on male behavior and the dynamics of dating. more

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Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry. more

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