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Stand-up comedian

Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry.

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Famous Greg Behrendt Quotes

“Deciding to get back together with someone is a complicated and difficult decision. Just remember that the person you are getting back together with is the same person who, not long before, looked you in your beautiful face, took full stock of you and all your qualities, and told you that he was no longer in need of your company.”

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Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“If he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs.”

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Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Every time you see him, you only make yourself vulnerable to further heartache. Do you really need further proof that he's getting on with his life without you?”

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Book:It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“You already have one asshole, you don't need another one”

Needs Lemonade

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.”

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“If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.”

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Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend”

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Book:It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.”

Needs

Author:Greg Behrendt

“If a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons he needs to take things slow, he will let you know that immediately. He won’t keep you guessing, because he’ll want to make sure you don’t get frustrated and go away.”

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Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

About the Author

Born: July 21, 1963
Known for: Stand-up comedian
Quotes: 153

Books & Sources

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding GuysRelated source material

It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up BuddyRelated source material

It's Just a F***ing Date: Some Sort of Book About DatingRelated source material

It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken: The Smart Girl’s Breakup BuddyRelated source material

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