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Stand-up comedian

Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry.

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Famous Greg Behrendt Quotes

“I believe in love in hindsight, meaning attraction and connection can be remembered as love at first sight. But how could you possibly know at first sight? That's too much pressure to put on a relationship.”

Knows Firsts Believe I Believe Too Much Connections Sight Pressure I Believe In Attraction Remembered Love At First Sight Hindsight Believe In Love I Believe In Love

Author:Greg Behrendt

“Cheating gets easier every time it's done. It's only hard the first time, when one feels the sting of morality and the guilt of betraying someone's trust.”

Feels Firsts Hard Done Morality Easier First Time Guilt Cheating Betray

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.”

Ifs Thinking Firsts Romance House Stupid Building Baby Cold Calling Dating Lays Bricks Love And Trust Cold Outside

Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

“We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you”

Knows Should Trying Firsts Looks Truth Easy Sides Cases Taught Concepts Dating Assuming Rejection Exception Liberating Bright Side

Author:Greg Behrendt

“First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend”

Men Needs Firsts Tvs Married Girlfriend Plasma

Book:It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?”

Knows Way Firsts Believe Romance Choices Sex Hurt Sweet Lonely And Love Dating Brave Companionship Delicious Be Brave Crave Something Better Sex And Love

Author:Greg Behrendt

About the Author

Born: July 21, 1963
Known for: Stand-up comedian
Quotes: 153

Books & Sources

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding GuysRelated source material

It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up BuddyRelated source material

It's Just a F***ing Date: Some Sort of Book About DatingRelated source material

It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken: The Smart Girl’s Breakup BuddyRelated source material

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