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Stand-up comedian

Greg Behrendt, born on July 21, 1963, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound emotional insights. He has had a significant impact in the comedy industry.

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Famous Greg Behrendt Quotes

“Turning a breakup into a break-over ... We want women to know that as bad as it can be, it can also be an opportunity to reinvent yourself.”

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“For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.”

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“I'm just saying, tonight, if you're going through a breakup and you're drinking, don't call. Just don't do it. Don't call. Because here's the thing: booze has information in it!”

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“Breakups hurt like a motherf*#ker, but they are not the end of the world. The pain is temporary, and if handled properly, they can even be life-changing.”

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Book:It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken: The Smart Girl’s Breakup Buddy

Source: It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken: The Smart Girl’s Breakup Buddy

“The time it takes to feel better about a breakup is directly proportional to the time it takes to feel better about yourself.”

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Book:It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

“If you bury the pain deep down it will stay with you indefinitely, but if you open yourself to it, experience it, and deal with it head-on, you'll find it begins to move on after a while.”

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Book:It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

Source: It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

About the Author

Born: July 21, 1963
Known for: Stand-up comedian
Quotes: 153

Books & Sources

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding GuysRelated source material

It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up BuddyRelated source material

It's Just a F***ing Date: Some Sort of Book About DatingRelated source material

It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken: The Smart Girl’s Breakup BuddyRelated source material

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